Discussions with Brighton

Aiden and Brighton are standing on their beds looking out the window (when they are supposed to be sleeping). All of a sudden, in their conversation (which I did not hear), Aiden says loudly: "I'm just pretending I have a vagina!"

A fun day

I had a fun day. The man in the store was funny! He had a ponytail. Ponytails are not for manses! They are for mommies! I'm going to be a mommy!

You need to share!

Can I have your stick, Daddy?
No, that's Daddy's cane. I need that to walk.
Well, you need to share, Dad!